Hahahahahahha ....

Must share this before I forget. Our new class instructor is strict, but hilarious. A student was having a (pointless) semantic argument with another instructor, so Genius #1 was sent to the hallway to stand at parade rest and whenever anyone walked past he was to pop to attention and announce, "I will not argue with senior Petty Officers". This is funny enough in and of itself but it doesn't end there. Another Genius from another classroom is having too much fun walking past Genius #1 and pointing and laughing. Our instructor hears this and has Genius #2 post 3 feet down the hallway with a similar routine announcing, "I will not harass the EMI guy". (EMI = Extra Military Instruction) Still not funny enough? Genius #3 is happy to oblige, he figures Genius #2 is fair game for harassment. Our instructor demonstrates otherwise and Genius #3 suffers the same punishment as Genius #2.

It is now time for the classes to clean the classrooms, this involves a small parade of people walking to the gear locker for cleaning supplies. Every time someone walks down our section of hallway they are greeted with ...

Genius #3: "I will not harass the EMI guy."
Genius #2: "I will not harass the EMI guy."
Genius #1: "I will not argue with senior Petty Officers."

... and two classrooms worth of students trying VERY hard not to laugh.

That is all for now.

J